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There follows a number of items of humour. Some are derived from usenet, some from what crosses my desk at work.

o Windows 98 source code.
o If operating systems were airlines.
o If operating systems were chickens.
o Letters to the council.
o COmmon Business Oriented goldiLocks.
o Some industry standard acronyms.
o Extract from from 'English Today', describing "Euro English".
o Reinstalling Windows.
o Quotes from British polititians of the last Tory Government.
o the 12 commandments of flaming on usenet.
o Late breaking story of the great UNIX hoax.
o Real US Air Force maintenance manifests.
o 1994's most bizarre suicide story (and Darwin award winner).
o More Letters to the Council.
o Genuine newspaper headlines.
o Witness statements from American trials.
o The contractors song - To the tune of 'Sunscreen'.
o Letter from the Smithsonian to Mr. Williams, an amateur archeologist.
o The New Microsoft Keyboard. All the keys you need for Win2000.
o Presence of mind - An insurance claim.
o MS Windows dictionary definition
o The Helium balloonist and 1982 Darwin award winner.
o The 1996 Darwin award winner.
o The 1998 Darwin awards.
o The 1999 Darwin awards.
o The dangers of re-usable Object Oriented code.
o London underground announcements.
o The dangers of police radar guns.
o Cat bathing seen as a martial art.
o More witness statements from American trials.
o The real use of tools.
Links to other sites you may find funny :)

Mick's bar and grill
www.jokes.com jokes site
www.humor.com
True Stories
The real story of the dawin award rocket car ?
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